My favorite movie is fist of fury ...
My favorite movie is fist of fury ...
I think I've found the solution for peace in the Middle East, fellas. I only thunk it up just now, so there might be a few wrinkles to iron out.
Promised Land? How would you jews like a Promised planet instead, you greedy genocidal fucks? I'll have to thrash it out with Elon, but I reckon he'll bite. He's got good business sense. Colonise Mars and sell it to the Hebrews, design a massive slingshot rocket and catapult the cunts into outer space. Everyone's a winner, baby. We can sell them oxygen or Zyclon B. We could sell the latter at a bargain basement price they just haven't got the capacity to refuse.
Can I have my Nobel Peace Prize now, please?
That's how you do irony, Kev. Take note in case you want to do it for real.
Hmm.
I'm not capable of such a ham-handed effort.
Try again...
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
You're just sore because you're not the smartest person on the board again. And rheumatoid arthritis.
The true irony is that you'll probably win by default in the end by simply outliving me. Pretty convinced I've got lung cancer, and I'm too agoraphobic to seek treatment. True story.
Though I did have a wonderful time acquiring it, so fair's fair., I suppose.
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