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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    She's married to a man more than twice her age who couldn't be creepier looking if he wore a Jason mask. I think you have a shot if you are willing to lie about your financial situation and being a foreigner.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Nope nope nope
    Last edited by megabyteme; 03-04-2025 at 09:46 AM.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    She's married to a man more than twice her age who couldn't be creepier looking if he wore a Jason mask. I think you have a shot if you are willing to lie about your financial situation and being a foreigner.
    How much do you reckon she'd charge for a 500ml jar of faeces? I'd spend my life savings and have it with sour dough toast. With a pickle on the side for dipping.

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    Last edited by megabyteme; 03-04-2025 at 09:46 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Sup intercunts,

    In other irrelevant news, I'm pretty sure, in the before times, I never made a single post without being under a confluence of alcohol, heavy doses of weed, amphetamines, benzos and rage. Simultaneously.

    I have since sworn off booze for the past five years, weed for 3 years (35 years straight daily), (speed for 7 years), still struggle with benzos and most of the rage has subsided, though I do have my moments. Adopted voluntary celibacy about 4 years ago. Haven't even had a wank in three years.

    Still mental, though. Can we get a round of applause for chavis, who has just referred to himself in the third person?
    You were your own drug all along.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Whichever one of you mongs advised him to mute me
    From the posts following this one, we can deduce muting doesn't work very well...
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Many further developments are pending; I can't wait to announce more...
    I heard there will be a petting zoo and I'll be in charge. Up to you whether the system works or not.

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    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Last edited by megabyteme; 03-04-2025 at 09:47 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Forfucksake - we aren't a fucking democracy, we are a Democratic Republic.

    There's a very important difference and you should acquaint yourself with it to avoid further embarrassment.

    To answer your other dilemma, Lawrence O'Donnell is an TV actor, not a journalist; he, like all the other MSDNC "talent", has no credibility.


    Any further MSDNC references you choose to cite will be ignored, as they are of no moment.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Many further developments are pending; I can't wait to announce more...
    I heard there will be a petting zoo and I'll be in charge. Up to you whether the system works or not.

    Image.jpg
    The foxes are already in place; also hosting about thirty turkeys.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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