Dogs

[megabyteme]

Puppies will generally reflect their human's intelligence, one way or another.

All puppies are Democrats until they're 18 weeks old.

We had a male Pembroke that was extremely smart. He not only knew the names of each of his toys, but also the rooms of the house. We would tell him to go get his [football]. And he would immediately start searching throughout the house. If he came back without it or brought the wrong toy hoping to slip it past us, we'd reject it then tell him that "I think I saw it in the [bedroom"]. He'd spit out what he had and run straight to that room.

His BIGGEST quirk is that he disliked all dogs *except* other Corgis. We joked that he was racist, but it was pretty much true.

[Caballero]

Puppies will generally reflect their human's intelligence, one way or another.

All puppies are Democrats until they're 18 weeks old.

Dementia starts that early?

[ayesha_naz]

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras

[megabyteme]

What's your dog's name, Chalice?

[IdolEyes787]

I'm going with Alfie if it's a male , Sally if it's female and Princess Peanut Snugglesalot if it's a trans.

[megabyteme]

Considering its long nose and the amount of money it will take from Chalice, is there an appropriate Jewish name he could give it?

[IdolEyes787]

Ira Rosenbaum.

[IdolEyes787]

Harvey Weinstein if he's a bad boy.