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Thread: Funny Sayings, Come Backs!

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    Here's one from the vault.....

    "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would've dropped my guts"


    gets me everytime...

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    my cuz said this to a girl he's a real a hole

    just got done boning a girl and tells her your pussy means shit to me!

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    just because you have got hair around your mouth like a c**t you don't have to talk like one

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    Originally posted by baccy_man@10 December 2003 - 17:38
    just because you have got hair around your mouth like a c**t you don't have to talk like one
    Thats nasty

    i was watching this show about bad drivers and this cop pulled this guy over and when they got close to him he said to the camera guy

    "get that camera out of my face before i shove it up your ring hole"


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    i can stand kids but i can't stand cheeky kids

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    nobody else got any come back replys

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Someone cheeks your mom... ie. Your moms a fat Biatch !!

    Just laff and dont say nuffin.. then just slyly turn round and say... Yo! if i wanted my comeback id wipe it off your moms chin.

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    Someone cheeks ur mom.. Ie.. You moms an ugly whore.

    Turn round and say.. "I aint got a mom, me and my dad share yours"


    Enjoy,

    Holte

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    Some one pisses you of and you say

    "Kiss my ass"

    then if they say

    "your ass is so big it will take all day"

    then you can say

    "well you better get started"

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    this ones kinda old but if someone starts sayin yo mama jokes to you. say "get off the yo mama jokes and i'll get off yours"

  10. Funny S**t   -   #10
    Or you can run around them with your fingers in your ears yelling

    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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