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    The Italian Virgin.

    Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

    But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

    So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

    So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

    So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

    "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

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    Not My Kind Of Date

    A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.

    The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?"

    The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke."

    The cop says, "That's not gonna make him puke."

    She says, "Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

    I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

    I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

    Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!

    Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

    Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking


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    Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

    When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

    "$75 dollars," said the first.

    The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

    The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
    "$20 dollars" replies the third.

    The first two start laughing hysterically.

    "Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    bujub22's Avatar THE GREAT
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    yo HUNTER those where good
    the 1 where the cop pulled the couple over whoa! thats nasty but funny
    nice jokes

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