Some Jokes

[Siras]

What do michael jaskson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride three year olds

There was michael jackson george w bush on a plane with full of school kids. there was this big noise michael asks what was that.
George bush says "Oh no it was one of the engines dropped out"
"Oh no were going to crash" said the pilot.
there was Only two paracuits so George bush grabs one.
Michael jackson says "what about the kids"
George bush says"Fuck the kids"
then michael jackson said "Do we have enough time"


Ha ha ha I hope they dont affend anyone.
Is there any more michael jaskson jokes if so i want to know them.

[Creeping Death]

hahaha lol good one

[vegeta]

Originally posted by Creeping Death@16 February 2003 - 12:12
hahaha lol good one

[carbert]

a few more, as requested:

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag

Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?" The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!"

Q. George Bush and Tony Blair take a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A. The Entire World!!