Coolest Movie-quotes

[olibomb]

Asta la vista, baby

[hybrid2k4]

"That was the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do."
- george clooney, in Return of the Killer Tomatoes

[Terminator]

robin williams stand up

-then frogs fell from the sky! maybe they came from heaven or maybe there were jews with catapults going NOW!-

download his hbo stand up- its really funny

[chrish123171]

Robin williams: Death To Smoochy, I'm fucked up in general so it's kinda hard to gauge.

• Lt. Dan " thought I'd try out my sea legs"
• Forrest "You ain't got no legs Lt. Dan"

Clint Eastwood The Unforgiven: "I was lucky in the order I've always been lucky when it comes to killng folks" And, "It's A helluva thing killing A man, take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have"

• Jack Nicholson Batman: "This town needs an Enema!"

From Grumpy Old Men " The only thing I know is it's but cold Out here and I'm Freeesh, out of beer!"

[Evil Gemini]

"Please dont shoot me man i have a girlfreind and a wife on the side"

pinky from next friday

What F'n Iceberg

LMAO!!!! that was funny man cant stop laughing

[Alucard1475]

"Look at the size of the trunk, you can put three bodies in there"
Robert De Nero in Analyze That

[[B][O][T]]

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

BOT

[Kokanee]

This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle and myself are defenders of my country
We are the masters of our enemies
We are the saviors of my life
So be it until there is no enemy
Find peace within
This is my rifle
There are many like it but this one is mine
My rifle is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it as I must master my life
Without me my rifle is useless
Without my rifle I am useless
I must fire my rifle true
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me
I must shoot him before he shoots me
I will

Full Metal Jacket

[Los]

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
*PAUSE*
These go to eleven.

-Spinal Tap

[jrday]

Doug the Head: Avi!
Cousin Avi: Shut up and sit down you big-balled fuck.

London? London. London? yea London. Ya know, fish chips cup o tea, bad food worst weather, Mary fuckin Poppins London.

both from snatch