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    Wanna survive in the porn world

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    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Danb is out of a Job, this could be Extremly useful


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    How To Deep Throat

    Not everyone has this ability, but every porn star needs it. The viewing public wants women who can engulf a wiener, and an enterprising porn star has to be able to swallow a kielbasa. Here's some gulping tips from Vivid superstar Titney Schpears.

    1. Get loose.
    You gotta get your throat and jaws really loose to do this shit, believe you me. Regular face exercises can help, but I prefer beer, or maybe poppers. The trick is to suck down enough brews to do the trick, but not so many that you lose track of who's who or puke all over the guy. Plan on one beer per twenty pounds of body weight, which for most Vivid girls means five. By that point you'll be lose enough to deep throat a pot roast without tasting it, and when Peter North is coming at you with that smile on his face that says he's been saving up, that's exactly where you need to be.
    2. Keep moving.
    Whether you got him all in there or not, keep moving, all the time. Keep your hands moving, your body moving, your lips moving, your tongue moving. You want to convince him, the camera, and yourself that you want nothing more than to cram this idiot's sweaty and sour-tasting dork in your mouth.
    3. Start slow.
    You want to get him nice and lubricated and you want to get your nerve up, so lick him a lot. Most directors'll tell you to spit on your hand or on his dick, usually cuz it gets the director off. Take him in your mouth and go back and forth, taking a little more each time, until you feel ready to go for the hair. Keep your hands on his body cuz it looks hot and cuz you can keep him from forcing the issue.
    4. Go for the groceries.
    Relax, let your breath out, let your jaw go slack, and push til you get balls on your chin. Stay there for a second and let your throat get used to it. If the guy does anything funny, swallow a few times while he's in there. That'll put a crimp in it and shut him up. When you're ready, pull back and do it again until it becomes comfortable (and by "comfortable," I mean "not going to die from it right away"). Now keep it up until he screams or the director calls for a pop shot.

    I started out with smaller guys, to get my confidence up, and when I could afford it I had my gagging reflex surgically removed and the back of my throat coated with TeflonTM for easier sliding.

    Printed and given to my girl.
    She wont give that "I dont know how crap enymore".

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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@6 August 2004 - 12:07
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    I am not that desperate , yet

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    Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@6 August 2004 - 04:10
    Printed and given to my girl.
    She wont give that "I dont know how crap enymore".

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    Originally posted by UcanRock2+6 August 2004 - 12:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UcanRock2 @ 6 August 2004 - 12:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@6 August 2004 - 04:10
    Printed and given to my girl.
    She wont give that "I dont know how crap enymore".
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