Funny Text Messages

[TRshady]

I had a wet dream about you last night......... u got hit by a car and i pissed myself laughing

[Curley]

Sent to me recently

If you was a door....... i'd bang you
If you was a bogey...... i'd pick you

[oogie]

hi this is one me sister sent me

If u think life is bad imagine being a Chicken egg

u only get laid once

u only get smashed once

& the only bird who sits on your face is your mum

[4play]

i bumped into a mate of yours
he/she told me that they have
fancied you since you were 7

sender : matthew kelly
07891423253

[daPHATpLaYa 318]

bathroom one:
playaz they gotta play, ballaz they gotta ball, mah niggaz they gotta dis, but me i gotta piss

[Tharaka]

Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 05:33
i bumped into a mate of yours
he/she told me that they have
fancied you since you were 7

sender : matthew kelly
07891423253

whats funny about that??

[TRshady]

Think its supposed to make the reader worry bout who it could be.

[4play]

you are not british by any chance are you.

matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.

I just heard on the news they found
a dead body butt ugly, tiny penis
and with a bag full of gay porn

just checking to see if your o.k

[Gambo]

Here's one I got the other day:

I'd like to take your top off with my teeth
I'd like to run my fingers down your neck
I'd like to press my forehead against your moist body
I'd like to flick my tongue around your hole
And then I'd like to drink your juice

Newcastle Brown - How do you drink yours?

[TRshady]

Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 15:54
matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.

Oh, i see. I am british, I must be slow.