I know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Fell out my chair... This could take a while.

If you are the phone/internet company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.

You want to know something pathetic yet funny, you're actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message (thats the pathetic part). The funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.

Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation.....lev a msage?