Romantic Phrases

[tralalala]

btw, the last 2-3 posts were completely off-topic, so lets cut that and get on with our phrases... heres one from me for a change:"hey, have you got a cell phone?" "yes i have one, why??" "well, i need to call god and tell him one of his angels has dropped down to earth..." (i love that one, works so well!&#33



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[tralalala]

Jonno?! whered you disappear to??


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[JONNO_CELEBS]

I been telling her direct

I'll have some more for you when my brain eventually starts working again :helpsmile:

At the moment all I can manage is.......

"Spread em, ya mother did"

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did"

Jonno...

Better start working on it a little more...

[UKMan]

Your teeth sparkle like the stars - they come out at night.
You skin is like porcelyn - all white and cracked.


Works all the time for me

Ukkie

[Flange]

Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Flange@17 January 2004 - 15:45
Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.

I'm much too shy to talk like that...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD+17 January 2004 - 16:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 17 January 2004 - 16:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did"

Jonno...

Better start working on it a little more... [/b][/quote]
There&#39;s my insperation........

"You&#39;re eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"

Jonno B)

[DanB]

&#39;Nice legs, what time do they open?&#39;

Never gad the balls to use it though

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 12:10
There&#39;s my insperation........

"You&#39;re eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"

Jonno B)

*sigh*

There&#39;s my boy... much better

I knew you had it in ya&#33;