Originally posted by Ed.Z@14 January 2004 - 09:11
Here are my ten reasons why i don't like rap
1. It kills brain cells. (that's why rappers are so ignorant).
2. It makes you start wearin your clothes backwards. This is part of the
dead brain cell thing, but I thought I should mention it, as a warning
3. It slurs your speech real bad. This is bad enough, but on top of it, it
makes you think up your own, new words. That could come in handy I guess,
but it kinda makes you look like a stupid asshole when it happens.
4. You start spending all your money on speakers for your car, and movie
soundtracks, such as Free Willie, The Lion King, and The Bodyguard. Ask
yourself: "Do I own the Bodyguard or White Men Can't Jump soundtracks?"
5. You are compelled to treat women like sluts and call them one of those
words you made up, maybe hoochie or beeyotch (don't ask).
6. You begin to worship corporate, selling-out rap "artists". You feel
like your life is a quest to get "Da Benjamins" just like Puffy and Ma$e.
Further, you will probably be compelled to believe that 2-Pop and the
Notorious F.A.T. are still alive, as well as any other rappers who may
have died by the time you read this.
7. You begin to feel that its necessary to spend $250 on a pair of shoes
to increase your "vertical", even though these shoes really dont do
anything for you and arent any better than $5 Buddies.
8. Jewelry. (how can you carry that shit around for the whole day, wouldn't someting bad happen to your neck or something.)
9. You wear clothes that are approximately 15 sizes too large for you. A
good indication of this is whether or not three or more people can fit
into one leg of your pants. Another good indication is whether or not
people can see the bottom of your boxers above the top of your pants.
10. You just start to suck real bad
I have had people in my lifetime call me racists because i hate rap, seriosly that really proves how stupid rap fans are.
And i can tell you this, even if you find a decent rapper these days that actually talks about issues there's a 90% chance he will go mainstream. Why??? It' all about the money money.
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