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    My Dog Named Sex
    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call
    mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the
    City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a
    license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But
    she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You
    don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He
    replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get
    married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.
    He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has
    played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He
    said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us
    in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding.
    The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was
    barred from the church from then on.

    When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we
    checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my
    wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a
    place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at
    night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

    One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the
    dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I
    told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should
    have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have
    Sex on TV." He called me a show off.


    When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
    dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me
    after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"

    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop
    came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the
    morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

    Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles
    with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for
    my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the
    trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it
    has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the
    doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's
    best friend so go get yourself a dog."
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    Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@23 December 2003 - 12:11
    Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop
    came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the
    morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
    The funniest one.

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    ROFL nice... i like it

    Elisha Is My Wife, DONT TOUCH! (LP FAN - Fort Minor Sucks BTW) oh and forgot i use the alias NoX here.. lol

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    Good post.

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    Originally posted by ashutosh_cool16@23 December 2003 - 12:11
    (...)When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
    dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me
    after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
    (...)
    Bwahahaha

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