Terrible Dilemma

[TheDave]

if you need a piss, and someones just put toilet duck round the bowl
should you
a, aim for the water and make a lot of noise?
b, wash off the blue stuff and make the bog not as clean?

[Pete Waterman]

listen kid, i would just take the piss.

[Pete Waterman]

and worry about the consequences later.

[TheDave]

i did it now. i ended up pissing on the sofa and blaming the cat. that way the noise didnt put anyone off their tea

[Ant & Dec]

go in the sink

[fugley]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@23 December 2003 - 23:54
and worry about the consequences later.

I read somewhere that Michelle was gonna be huge! Gnorf!

[Pete Waterman]

she already is kiddo.

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by TheDave@24 December 2003 - 00:40
if you need a piss, and someones just put toilet duck round the bowl
should you
a, aim for the water and make a lot of noise?
b, wash off the blue stuff and make the bog not as clean?

I had that exact problem myself earlier this evening, I chose option A; but all my careful aiming was rendered pointless as I forgot and flushed the toilet straight after

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by TheDave@23 December 2003 - 16:40
if you need a piss, and someones just put toilet duck round the bowl
should you
a, aim for the water and make a lot of noise?
b, wash off the blue stuff and make the bog not as clean?

I dont understand, and what is toliet duck?

[camille]

Originally posted by Tormentor+24 December 2003 - 12:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 24 December 2003 - 12:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@23 December 2003 - 16:40
if you need a piss, and someones just put toilet duck round the bowl
should you
a, aim for the water and make a lot of noise?
b, wash off the blue stuff and make the bog not as clean?

I dont understand, and what is toliet duck? [/b][/quote]
Bowl cleaner with an "S" duck neck.