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Thread: What Do Members Leave Out For Santa.

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    Clocker- Nothing, as he is not home on this night for the last 3000 years.
    J2K4- Nothing, he refuses any form of charity and urges Santa to bypass his abode. Even though coal may be just the ticket this time of year.
    Titey- WD-40
    Illuminati- Nothing, he actually finances the whole Santa PR gimmick.
    BillyDean- that hat with the thingeys
    Lilmiss- bong
    Jonno- A "drunk with Baz" CD of glorious Christmas music.
    Riddler- who can guess?
    UKMan- cold milk and hash brownies.
    JPaul- obviously the apple
    BigBoab- medications he know longer remembers what he is taking them for.
    Lamsey- handbook entitled "Things you were scared to ask about apostrophes".
    Weemouse- block of cheddar carved in the resemblance of BonJovi.
    Funky- Colt 45, every year.
    Fugley- alfebret soop
    The new slew of pop idol members- vibrating anal beads (oops, those aren't for Santa, they just forgot to put them away.)
    Baz- Jonnos' nutsack measuring ruler
    Infamousalbo - Kama Sutra
    Jamesbondrules- vodka martini and Octopussys' cellphone number.
    NikkiD- bra filled with a cornucopia of edibles.
    Balamm- a stern warning not to fuck up this year.
    Hypoluxa3000- an apology
    [SPAM]- nothing, he is not on the list.
    Internet.news- fuck, I don't even want to know.


    The list goes on...
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    i feel sad im not included on the list
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    I left out alot of great people because I don't know them well enough to know their idiosyncracies.

    I wanted to highlight the individual traits I know of.


    For you Azzz, you leave out that scary black spot on your father's tongue. (I read and I remember).


    Shit, I forgot to leave out my cellmate.

    He will leave "my dignity". He took it from me some months ago, that is for sure.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    i leave santa a bottle of slim-fast if people even know wot that is(for future refernece)
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    Actually we do leave out an apple - but it's for the rain dear.

    Mince pie for the fatman.

    The fact that I will quite happily take a couple of bites from the apple and Mrs J'Pol will happily eat the whole mince pie is no more than a coincidence.

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    Originally posted by J'Pol@25 December 2003 - 03:27
    Actually we do leave out an apple - but it's for the rain dear.

    Mince pie for the fatman.

    The fact that I will quite happily take a couple of bites from the apple and Mrs J'Pol will happily eat the whole mince pie is no more than a coincidence.
    Clocker is balding, not fat.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Glass of milk & a cokkie

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    Originally posted by Smooch@25 December 2003 - 03:29
    Glass of milk & a cokkie
    Aren't phonetics a wonderful thing.

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    Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+25 December 2003 - 03:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 25 December 2003 - 03:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smooch@25 December 2003 - 03:29
    Glass of milk & a cokkie
    Aren&#39;t phonetics a wonderful thing. [/b][/quote]
    I don&#39;t like the timbre of your comments.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Originally posted by hobbes+25 December 2003 - 03:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 25 December 2003 - 03:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@25 December 2003 - 03:40
    <!--QuoteBegin-Smooch
    @25 December 2003 - 03:29
    Glass of milk & a cokkie

    Aren&#39;t phonetics a wonderful thing.
    I don&#39;t like the timbre of your comments. [/b][/quote]
    It&#39;s an acquired taste apparently

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