Caught Masturbating

[gungrave]

Originally posted by D4rK0Soul@2 January 2004 - 05:59
ahhaha i was cought at 13 . i was on the comp and my dad comes home....... comp screaming ahahha.... right hand all dirty cant click out ........ finally close it ....... start running to bathroom with my wang out........... dad opens door....... O FUCK.........i close door and take shower...... ya i was embaresed.... after shower i left and didnt come home for 2 days. me and dad never talked about it ahahha

lol

[jumpmonkey]

Originally posted by D4rK0Soul@2 January 2004 - 05:59
ahhaha i was cought at 13 . i was on the comp and my dad comes home....... comp screaming ahahha.... right hand all dirty cant click out ........ finally close it ....... start running to bathroom with my wang out........... dad opens door....... O FUCK.........i close door and take shower...... ya i was embaresed.... after shower i left and didnt come home for 2 days. me and dad never talked about it ahahha

very funny!
i've never been caught myself, but a few years ago i went round to a friends house and his mum answered the door, when he didn't respond to her calling upstairs she went to get him and found him knocking one off in his bedroom with her hairbrush stuck in his arse!! he stayed at my house for 2 days coz he couldn't face his mum and made me promise not to tell anyone. could you go back to school and not tell anyone? i know i couldn't

[james_bond_rulez]

so what if ur caught? sure it's embarassing and stuff

but masterbatoin is really a health process and help young boys and girls stay out of trouble

young ppl are hitting puberty much early than before due to health diet (or junk diet)

anyways it's a good way to channel ur sexual energy and helps u avoid sex (sexual disease or unwanted pregnancy)

it's far more safer than sex

i still got sticky fingers

[whozyodaddy]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@2 January 2004 - 22:45
so what if ur caught? sure it's embarassing and stuff

but masterbatoin is really a health process and help young boys and girls stay out of trouble

young ppl are hitting puberty much early than before due to health diet (or junk diet)

anyways it's a good way to channel ur sexual energy and helps u avoid sex (sexual disease or unwanted pregnancy)

it's far more safer than sex

i still got sticky fingers 

Yup, I think I can agree with you in some ways. But if your caught it's not just a "so what?" case it's more of a "oh shit" case. And I'm sure you'll never forget about it.

EDIT: oh, and btw, wash your fucking hands after you shoot your jiizz, please. with soap too. B)

[CadeLaguana]

Ahh I remember a time...


I think I was in 8th grade(maybe 9th). We were sitting in some class doing some work. A buddy of mine, Deshawn(Or something like that ), is just sitting in his chair with his black windbreaker type jacket covering this pants. All of a sudden I hear this noise. Everyone else doesn't seem to pay attention but...


Deshawn has his hands under this black windbreaker and I can see lots of movement. You know these windbreakers make some sort of noise, so you can imagine what it would sound like if you were shaking the jacket or something..


Anyway he starts getting fast and faster...

Cody, another buddy of mine, looks behind him(deshawn was in the seat behind em) to see what he is doing. Deshawn is like "Ahh uh nothin man. I'm tryin to work, leave me alone".

It continues. After about 30 seconds(total proccess took about a minute), he finally finishes. The seconds leading up to it were awfully loud and fast. What a sick ass

He then puts his jacket over his head and his pants and looks. I imagine he was seeing if it soaked through his pants

Ahh I guess I could tell another. It was last year and I was going hunting with a buddy of mine, his dad, and his brother. His brother was 13 I think, and I was sitting in the back of the truck with him. My friend and his dad were in the front seat of the truck. So I'm sitting there...riding along...(out in the country)...

He then says his stomache hurts and sticks his hands in his pants. He then says "I don't know why, but if I stick my hand in my pants, my stomache feels better". I thought...ok...

We get home or whatever....he goes to switch into some shorts for some reason I can't remember...I see this big ass, gooy stain on the front of his pants. He then panics and runs inside the house.

Damn you kids. If you want to masturbate, do it in the privacy of your own bathroom :box:. I on the other hand, never needed to masturbate. I was the ladies man

[Cotton]

Man i was jackin off sence before i could load.

Good old days with no mess.

But nope i havnt got caught.

Man that story of the dude with the brush up his ass is funny.

I can believe poeple would jack off with people in the house(and its not night time).

Your just askin to get caught.

[leafs116]

Its a fact, that everyone masterbates, you cant be ashamed of it. Even when we are getting laid, we find time for some masturbation. Guess we are addicted to it
lol

[CadeLaguana]

Originally posted by leafs116@4 January 2004 - 21:51
Its a fact, that everyone masterbates, you cant be ashamed of it. Even when we are getting laid, we find time for some masturbation. Guess we are addicted to it
lol

I have to agree. Hell, when I'm having sex, if she has to get up for a sec, or some type of pause, I find myself taking care of the job before she comes back.

[ghetto_gurl]

i remember when i was a freshman this boy used to always jack off next to me in forth period i had to sit next to him

[the.gringo]

I remember in woodwork this guy was havin a wank at the back (he was doing it through his jacket or jumper) the teacher wasn't in the room and someone cried out awww sick ur wankin in class and everyone turned around and he had just finished up and had splooge all on the front of his pants so he raced outta the room and he wagged the rest of the day