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    New Years eve is about here. Heres a few good reasons to get that much more hammered.

    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
    all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
    out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
    myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
    true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy

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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
    morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
    ~Frank Sinatra

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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    ~ Henny Youngman

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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
    ~ Stephen Wright

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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
    fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
    Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
    ~ Brian O'Rourke

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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    ~ Benjamin Franklin

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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
    beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
    wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
    ~ Dave Barry

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    Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

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    And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
    to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
    fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
    slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
    selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
    health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
    weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
    slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
    cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
    first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
    brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
    why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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    no beer here.....but dig licor..... ever saw american pie? i think you already know why i like licor

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    Nice one addy.


    Some people spend years working out at the gym to get their six-packs....
    • ....I figure why bother, I can just pick one up at the store! :beerchug:

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    Originally posted by titey@30 December 2003 - 05:14
    Nice one addy.


    Some people spend years working out at the gym to get their six-packs....
    • ....I figure why bother, I can just pick one up at the store! :beerchug:
    whats up titey? lets just start our new year celebration now. :music1:
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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    dont beer!!!
    whiskey,tequila,vodka etc. but no beer

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    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
    Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
    all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
    out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
    myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
    true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy


    Reminds me of when people say to me "You'll never find the answer in the bottom of a glass" Yeah I will, if I'm looking for the name of a glass manufacturer.

  7. Lounge   -   #7
    Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 04:19
    tequila
    :x
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>

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    Methinks im going to wait until everyones plastered on new years - then give someone one of these when they ask for a light.

    :angel2:

  9. Lounge   -   #9
    Originally posted by Project E&#045;01@30 December 2003 - 04:27
    Methinks im going to wait until everyones plastered on new years - then give someone one of these when they ask for a light.

    :angel2:
    a cousin of mine has a similar one to this using a pen rather than a lighter

    i suppose it&#39;s kind of funny, but i ended up having a pint of beer on my jeans because of it
    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>BLAH</span>

    <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>

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