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    I thought I would show JP this menu from the Dinner\Dance Mrs BigBoab and I attended last night in Ayr. I have taken the name of the hotel off for two reasons.

    1. The Salvation Army would not pay me for the advertisment.

    2. There is every chance that if JP decided to go here next Hogmanay that he would find me with Sqweeky. As she is moving to Ayr.

    Hogmanay Dinner Dance

    One pint of Strongbow

    Smoked Marrbury Salmon
    On a Toasted Brioche with Lemon Caper Butter

    One pint of Strongbow

    Cock a Leekie Soup

    One pint of Strongbow

    Roast Sirloin of Scottish Beef
    With a Rich Hunters Sauce

    One pint of Strongbow

    Raspberry Crannachan
    With Home-made Shortbread

    One pint of Strongbow

    Tea or Coffee with Whiskey Fudge

    One pint of Strongbow

    Happy New Year

    One pint of Strongbow

    Dress Optional*
    * But one must be worn


    I was wearing full highland
    dress, therefore I was OK
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Were they serving alcohol.

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    They are not laughing now.
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    Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 01:46
    They are not laughing now.
    They underestimated your constitution.

    It's just as well you have put all the practice in.

    I'll have a P Bob.

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    Extremely difficult geting to the hotel last night. Even though we were in a taxi. I dont know if you know the area JP. The hotel is about 50 yards from the beach wall. It was blowing a hurricane, heading for a storm. I was wearing a kilt. Need I say more. It is very disconcerting stepping over swooning women.
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    Originally posted by bigboab@2 January 2004 - 01:55
    Extremely difficult geting to the hotel last night. Even though we were in a taxi. I dont know if you know the area JP. The hotel is about 50 yards from the beach wall. It was blowing a hurricane, heading for a storm. I was wearing a kilt. Need I say more. It is very disconcerting stepping over swooning women.
    Thank you you bar steward.

    How am I supposed to sleep with that image in my mind.

    The raising of the kilt and the swinging of the boaby.

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    You will wake every time you hear a dong in the night, extremely worried.
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