Big Boab's Chatroom

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 21:13
Good cook too.

I wouldn't know.

She lays on a nice spread.

An' spreads nice on a lay too!

Ask her to do the taxi one for you.

No clue.

[bigboab]

Titey I am extremely tired. Taxi? You know those 'hand' straps on each side of a taxi. Now place the foot of a beautiful young girl (i.e. Sqweeky ) in each of those straps. Now that is a spread.

[titey]

bb, I'd never have gotten the taxi reference since I've probably only ridden in one a handful of times.

However, I've got those same straps in my truck.... thanks for lettin me know what they're supposed to be used for!

[bigboab]

Actualyy I extracted the reference from an old joke Titey.(And he is )

There was a sexual assault trial and the person who was assaulted was giving evidence. She said that the accused had her in the back of the taxi and forced her legs through those straps and assaulted her.

On hearing this a member of the public burst out laughing and could not control it.

The Judge ordered him to chambers and said if you cant give me a reasonable excuse for you outburst then I am going to send you to prison for contempt.

The member of the public said "I am sorry your honour, but I have been a taxi driver for 30 years. That is the first time I realised what those straps were used for.

Is that any help Titey.

[Honey]

mornin BB...

are you still awake?


mornin titey...

good to see you!..


mornin ZC...

how's things?...

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 21:54
(And he is )

He who?

Is that any help Titey.  

Oh.... so you haven't used them for that y'self then?

• C'mon bb.... fess up now.

@ babe - Mornin darlin!

[bigboab]

Morning Honey. Just. I am about to disappear. Sorry. Drink coupled with tiredness and Titey's incessant need for information.

Anyway. I really have to go to sleep fro a few reasons.

1. I am tired

2. I am pissed.

3. I may say something I dont really mean and offend a friend unintentionally.

4. I am havering.


Good night all. Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs.

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@3 January 2004 - 22:08
Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs.

/pauses from loading his truck


Um.... what cameras bb?

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by titey+4 January 2004 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 4 January 2004 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@3 January 2004 - 22:08
Titey you are in complete charge. Those security cameras must be protected at all costs.

/pauses from loading his truck


Um.... what cameras bb? [/b][/quote]
meow meow meow?

[titey]

I think I&#39;m gonna need to see some ID there Mr Meow.