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    Lick My Lovepump
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    Great Comebacks

    Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old
    pick-up lines that men continue to use? Here are some great comebacks!

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
    down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
    rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter"

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized !"

    Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar
    for the same reason"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
    laughing".

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
    laughing".



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