So The World Really Is Flat?

**Mad Cat** · 01-03-2004, 04:52 PM

**Evil Gemini** · 01-03-2004, 04:59 PM

Are these guys for real ??

22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?

Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.

**Mad Cat** · 01-03-2004, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by The Flat Earth Society
19. What is the "Springfield Effect"?
The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is "linked" to various locations in the world.

20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).

21. What about North Dakota?
That doesn't exist either.

22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.

It all makes sense...

Look, it even proves other theories!

18. Does this explain Fortean phenomena, such as frog-falls?
Perhaps. One is tempted to believe that the frogs, fish and other beings are somehow expelled into space off the edge of the Earth. However, this conflicts with the long-established Mad Fishmonger theory, which states that showers of fish are the work of a deranged fishmonger and his cohorts. (See The Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson for more details.)

**Evil Gemini** · 01-03-2004, 05:02 PM

The earth is round god damnit!!

**Mad Cat** · 01-03-2004, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Evil Gemini@3 January 2004 - 17:02
The earth is round god damnit!!

Prove it.

**Evil Gemini** · 01-03-2004, 05:08 PM

FFS i live in Australia and i know its not fake

Every other planet is round, why wouldnt Earth be ??

I really cant be stufed explaining the effects of gravity and why it would make Earth round.

**Snee** · 01-03-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Mad Cat@3 January 2004 - 18:00

20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).

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22. Any other places which are believed to exist but really don't?
Yes, Australia. And then there are the cryptogeographica, places such as Kadath, Carcosa, Hobbiton, Narnia, Hy-Brasil, Hell and such whose existence has not been satisfactorily proven.