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    guy: Do you like the taste of cigarette butts?
    girl: No!
    guy: Well i don't like the taste of this conversation, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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    If you're getting hassle for staring at other girls just tell her she's making a mountain out of a molehill and it's just a storm in a D-cup.

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    How long has this been going on???

    Not half as long as I'd like it to

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    4 little words shut the fuck up!!!

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    in the heat of an argument, I enjoy calmly stating some obscure tidbit of trivia, such as, "did you know that Indonesia is the worlds largest achipelago?"

    then, when they look puzzled, go for the throat.

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    Originally posted by Sparsely@5 January 2004 - 03:32
    in the heat of an argument, I enjoy calmly stating some obscure tidbit of trivia, such as, "did you know that Indonesia is the worlds largest achipelago?"

    then, when they look puzzled, go for the throat.

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    guy: Why are you so stupid? G.E.D classes aint that hard once you learn to speak human.

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