A plane ticket for the misses one way to Australia, or even better a one way ticket to mars.
A plane ticket for the misses one way to Australia, or even better a one way ticket to mars.
I'd do boring things...like paying off the bank debt...
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
I would buy a new cell phone with an unlisted number and change my house phone number in order to get away from all the @$#%ing salespeople.
I would buy a ticket for the next available commercial space flight.
I would set up a diversified investment portfolio and assorted CD's with my credit union. Buy a collection of Roman coins from the 1st century B.C. and create a trust fund and college fund for my daughter.
Then I would buy as many assault rifles, shotguns and collector peices as would make me happy and move deep into the desert ouside Phoenix.
Then I would go to the house I live in now, set it on fire and dance in the flames....
should I survive that part, go back to my desert home, build a studio dedicated to all forms of music that feel good. (Not genre based, feeling based... happy , thought provoking music from Herbie Hancock to Six Feet Under, Primus to Slayer.... Dinincarnate to Chic Corea...)
then I would have a monthly bonfire concert and have mosh pit in the sand...
then I would Buy Metalickass and only book thier shows in Uganda until a tragedy happens and I can sell off thier pre sell out shit for a mint...
then, since I won and not the other guy, subsidize that 747-400 idea
Learn how to spell...
enough ranting...........
...probably would buy me a new guitar...
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Assuming I won over 10 million(anYthing else is chump change)
this is it
A Lamba Diablo
5 Network ready PC's
A massive house
A bunch of expensive grade a hoes.
Buy an Office XP license.
You need to win the bloody lottery so you can afford it...
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