I Lost My Lighter

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Cheers Dave

[chalice]

Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven't got a candle, you're f*cked.

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Originally posted by chalice@6 January 2004 - 00:11
Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven't got a candle, you're f*cked.

How the fuick can I my head's stusck in a kettle

[chalice]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+6 January 2004 - 01:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 6 January 2004 - 01:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@6 January 2004 - 00:11
Light a candle with the cooker. If you haven&#39;t got a candle, you&#39;re f*cked.

How the fuick can I my head&#39;s stusck in a kettle [/b][/quote]

Phone an ambulance and tell them to bring a lighter.

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I&#39;ve been trying rthat but they can&#39;t hear me (cos the kettle)


yo9 phone them for me?

[chalice]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 01:15
I&#39;ve been trying rthat but they can&#39;t hear me (cos the kettle)


yo9 phone them for me?

Plug the kettle in. They&#39;ll soon get the picture.

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WHayIoutaaaa


Seriously thogu I tried that befire and got a light but couldn&#39;t get my head out - had the amoke and then chkoed

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OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 01:25
OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago)

check your ass. you may be sitting on it.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@6 January 2004 - 00:25
OK - Seriously though I lost it again? (I had it only 2 mins ago)

Your evil hand returned from the dead and is now playing mind games with you, damn that hand IS evil