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Thread: Computer Terminology

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    Lick My Lovepump
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Computer Terminology

    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
    (486 was an old PC)

    State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

    Obsolete - Any computer you own.

    Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to
    become obsolete.

    G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than
    the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."

    Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to
    buy a computer and money is no object."

    Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp.
    after a Syntax Error.

    GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
    (pronounced "gooey")

    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to

    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

    Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at
    home, on vacation, and on business trips.

    Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

    Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

    System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

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