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    THINGY(thing-ee) n.
    Female......Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


    VULNERABLE(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male..........Playing football without a cup.

    COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
    partner.
    Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
    the boys.


    COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
    one.


    ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n.
    Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
    bonding.


    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
    achieve.
    Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.


    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male...........A device for scrolling through all 375 channels every
    5 minutes.
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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    Good ones

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