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[Spider_dude]

i just got this

withcheese loves p33n

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@12 January 2004 - 23:40
i just got this

withcheese loves p33n

That were't me

[Spider_dude]

who was this?

12.43 pm January 13 2004 Have just reached the lowest rung in hell....sending anonymous messages on the internet.

[DanB]

fire away sonny, I'll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

    Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rap videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@12 January 2004 - 23:53

fire away sonny, I'll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me

I got that one (or similar at least) as well

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb@12 January 2004 - 23:53

fire away sonny, I'll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rap videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.

LOL

That was me again...yes I do have too much time on my hands

btw that is Agent Felix' cover of Baby Got Back (classic)

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by danb@13 January 2004 - 00:53

fire away sonny, I'll just put my teeth in a jar and close my eyes and you just give it to me

Someone with far too much time

The message which has been left for you is:

Oh my gosh, Joey, look at her butt Its so plump and round She looks like one of those punk rockers girlfriends Well I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines saying flat butt's the only thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with Oakland booty [x4] I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rap videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say uhh Til the break of dawn Baby, I got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) If you wanna role in my Mercedes (oh yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back LA face with the Oakland booty [x4] So your girlfriend drives a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back.

i can be assed to read that whats the general picture?

[DanB]

I should have guessed it was you. I knew it was either you or Spider

[Spider_dude]

that is weird i also copy/pasted the rules. i wonder who is getting all my messages. maybe its a good idea to add usernames and make them annonymous no more.

[Cheese]

@wizardmon: It's song lyrics...