Lagomorph
What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves. Every 2 weeks a new woman arrives.
Perfection, sheer perfection. To be honest, I think I would enjoy the meals most, as I know how to do other things myself.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
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Originally posted by hobbes@13 January 2004 - 01:39
a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
Once the sex is done, she carries you to the couch and puts a beer and the remote control next you and leaves.I dont get paid for this!
You mean I could make money?
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i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts??
Lagomorph
Well, I don't think they will do any of the stuff in your sig., but more mainstream fetishes would be tolerated, Marv.Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:04
i would pay $1,500 a month for this service.....whats the place's number i wanna give them a call.....are they like hookers where sex "acts" costs alot?? what would would there prices be for all sex acts??
Spanking, Yesssssss!
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
u mean i cant kill hookers?
Lagomorph
Oh, of course you can, it just drives up the price quite a bit.Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:19
u mean i cant kill hookers?
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
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Originally posted by hobbes@12 January 2004 - 18:39
What do you men think about this. You sign a contract with an agency that sends over a woman to clean your house, prepare you a feast for your dinner, then has sex with you.
So basically you want to boink Julia Child?
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
Lagomorph
Julia Roberts, Julia Childs, whatever.
The funny thing is that I am totally serious.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head
Lagomorph
Well, honestly, there is a plan with no difference in price, however; the meal they serve is laced with lethal poison. Interested?Originally posted by Sh1t_H4pp3nz@13 January 2004 - 03:35
how much does it up the price?? yes i would fuck Juila Child if she put a paper bag over her head
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
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