Ok So How To Do This...

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@13 January 2004 - 20:28

You wouldn't believe that I'm 26

Trust me mum's always love their eldest the most

I can't get pissed beforehand, I catch the train at 7.58 am

I remember when you were always in the lounge VB, well you werent VB then but you know what I mean


@ Sunny - your meant to swap your name for your name, see?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by SnnY@13 January 2004 - 19:35
Hi my name is your name.

That's funny.

I like that

How about, hmmmm, you smell nice, did you run here

Or Stand there rubbing mash potatoe on your chest saying "Hmmm look at ma sexy body"........

Or just stand there and drool at her like a dog

Or you could just walk up to her and ask her to marry you and when she says no ask her if she wants a shag instead, and when she says no ask if she wants a grope and so on till your down to just saying hello again

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SnnY@13 January 2004 - 19:35
Hi my name is your name.

That's funny.

It is Snny. I have seen exam papers with 'your name' written where it says 'write your name here'. Thing is still got high marks.

[j2k4]

Here is a method that worked for me.

Stand in front of a mirror.

Work on attaining a look of pleasant but extreme curiousity.

Expend all efforts to eliminate all traces of lechery from your countenance.

Solicit opinions as to your effectiveness in this endeavor.

Practice.

Practice.

Practice.

When you have become proficient, remember this ability is available to you when-and wherever you require it.

See the girl?

Get the girl!

Nothing like it.

If she's amenable, she'll let you know.

Works like a charm.

B)

[DanB]

I thought you were meant to be Dr Love???


Edit - Thanks J2k4. I'll practice holding my stomach in too

[Cheese]

Originally posted by danb+13 January 2004 - 18:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb &#064; 13 January 2004 - 18:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@13 January 2004 - 20:28

You wouldn&#39;t believe that I&#39;m 26

Trust me mum&#39;s always love their eldest the most

I can&#39;t get pissed beforehand, I catch the train at 7.58 am

I remember when you were always in the lounge VB, well you werent VB then but you know what I mean


@ Sunny - your meant to swap your name for your name, see? [/b][/quote]
You can&#39;t get pissed before 8am?&#33;? That sounds like a challenge

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+13 January 2004 - 20:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 13 January 2004 - 20:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by danb@13 January 2004 - 18:39
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese

@13 January 2004 - 20:28

You wouldn&#39;t believe that I&#39;m 26

Trust me mum&#39;s always love their eldest the most

I can&#39;t get pissed beforehand, I catch the train at 7.58 am

I remember when you were always in the lounge VB, well you werent VB then but you know what I mean


@ Sunny - your meant to swap your name for your name, see?

You can&#39;t get pissed before 8am?&#33;? That sounds like a challenge [/b][/quote]
What I mean is I have to go to work afterwards

Its very easy to be pissed for 8 am but not that advisable

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by danb@13 January 2004 - 19:45
I thought you were meant to be Dr Love???

The best line, works every time is.......

WOW look at your tits, can I squeeze em..... Maama

How come you&#39;re asking for advice Dan??.......I thought this was some other guys thread who fancied a girl that worked in the beauty section of a vegetable shop

Jonno B)

[DanB]

God knows. I guess he pulled her applying lipstick to cheeky potatoes


I&#39;m just interested that&#39;s all. So often I see girls I think are nice.and I think what would happen if I just walked up and said ......How you doing??

[Cheese]

@dan: No, I guess not...used to do that kind of thing when I was younger (25) but not anymore...

I couldn&#39;t hack having to catch a train to work everyday...I hate being surrounded by people that early in the morning.

edit: mind you if there are good looking girls around then that&#39;s different B)