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Thread: My Wanking Acident

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    I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....

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    go back to pr0n world
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    can you say ______? (Fill in the blank)
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.

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    Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 03:54


    lol, haven't seen the skyline version of it

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    Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 11:54


    Skylines Suck

    c'mon everybod masterbate (ok im scared now)

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    dude, that means i've already killed like a bazillion cats and/or crashed thousands of skylines , better get my lawyer

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    i liked ur previous avatar cpt....

    this one is kinda gay

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    Never liked kittens nor skylines, so let's kill some... with just one hand.


    :helpsmile:

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