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    I read in a press release on my local police dept's web site that patrol units are going to be examining the behavior of drivers more closely to determine whether or not they are stoned, and somehow this gives them probable cause to pull you over and search you! They are searching for these signs:

    -Excessive/long signaling for every turn and lane change made
    -Drive under or at the speed limit
    -Stopping for yellow lights
    -Courtesy/etiquette towards other drivers
    -Long, slow and complete stops
    -Stopping behind the white line
    -Extremely straight driving

    Anyone observed doing any 4 of these 7 things get pulled over..its law now

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    Originally posted by muchspl2@16 January 2004 - 07:54
    -Excessive/long signaling for every turn and lane change made
    -Drive under or at the speed limit
    -Stopping for yellow lights
    -Courtesy/etiquette towards other drivers
    -Long, slow and complete stops
    -Stopping behind the white line
    -Extremely straight driving

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    yeah that is funny

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    Originally posted by muchspl2@16 January 2004 - 08:54
    I read in a press release on my local police dept's web site that patrol units are going to be examining the behavior of drivers more closely to determine whether or not they are stoned, and somehow this gives them probable cause to pull you over and search you! They are searching for these signs:

    -Excessive/long signaling for every turn and lane change made
    -Drive under or at the speed limit
    -Stopping for yellow lights
    -Courtesy/etiquette towards other drivers
    -Long, slow and complete stops
    -Stopping behind the white line
    -Extremely straight driving

    Anyone observed doing any 4 of these 7 things get pulled over..its law now
    more or less they look at the person driving and the passengers if they look suspisious thell pull you over, you need to know your hoods liek where i live rickmond and vancouver surry those citys are all good to smoke while dirve deliver or whatever howerver langly and delta you get pulled over every two freaking seconds for the stupidist shit like the examples abouv

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    Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@16 January 2004 - 08:12
    more or less they look at the person driving and the passengers if they look suspisious thell pull you over, you need to know your hoods liek where i live rickmond and vancouver surry those citys are all good to smoke while dirve deliver or whatever howerver langly and delta you get pulled over every two freaking seconds for the stupidist shit like the examples abouv
    you obviously didn't get the joke then...?

    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.

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    ANSWER: Dont drive stoned or drunk...holy shit its not that hard to do. everyone puts more effort into figuring it out rather than just NOT doing it.

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    Excessive/long signaling for every turn and lane change made
    -Drive under or at the speed limit
    -Stopping for yellow lights
    -Courtesy/etiquette towards other drivers
    -Long, slow and complete stops
    -Stopping behind the white line
    -Extremely straight driving
    It sounds like they are going to be arresting alot of Old Pensioners
    (and women)

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    It sounds like some people didn't get it.

    this post is guaranteed 100% parrot-free

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    Originally posted by Zedaxax@16 January 2004 - 08:23
    (and women)
    nah, it never said anything about not being able to park or crashing repeatedly (into static objects)

    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think "Ok, this is the limit".
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.

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    also dont forget, if you are gettting pulled over for a DUI, wind all the windows down , so the car dont smell like a brewery

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