I Need To Develop Muscles Now!

[DanB]

Originally posted by kazaaman@20 January 2004 - 02:49
Um..... i need some excersises which will work out the chest area so that my tities will go down!!!!

i neeed to remove the fat from my chest and my stomach

Have you considered a drug habit?

Nothing shifts the pounds faster

[Wizard_Mon1]

you ate all the pies.

[hobbes]

Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters! You'll lose more weight than a Tiajuana crack whore. Don't be afraid to....
Ride the Snake

[ Jimmy Tango runs onto stage, wild-haired and spastic ]


Jimmy Tango: Hi! Do you recognize this tub of crap? That's me, three-and-a-half weeks ago!

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Fatties, here's my promise: wear my vibrating heat beads, while blasting down handfuls of crrystal meth, and you'll drop weight so fast you'll lose your mind! Any questions?

[Wizard_Mon1]

i want pics

ps is anything supposed to happen after Ride the snake

[Illuminati]

The (probably) most suitable CV exercise to remove fat all over the place is the rowing machines - But it's also one of the more tiring (and as such harder to go the same distance as other CV machines). This is because unlike many of the other machines (e.g. exercise bikes), rowing uses practically all of the muscles in the body - Especially arms & legs.

I thought I could have done with losing a bit myself (I'm 18 stone despite being unbelievably tall), so I started going on my exercise bike a bit. Only problem is that I'm going a bit excessive on it - I do roughly 500cals (1 hour) worth every night

[brotherdoobie]

Hey take your frown and turn it upside down!
There are starving children all over the world...........Put those titties of
yours to use!

You can make a difference!






Peace brotherdoobie

[Wizard_Mon1]

man boobs

[mikenmike0001]

hm.....it's just all about balanced diet and just do variations of chest exercsies beside the bench press, do the butterfly......standard push-ups ( do some wide ), do the upper peck lifts ( i don't know what they're called ) , running helps.....that's how people go from flabby stomachs to six packs....all in the diet that you take......the problem might be in how to take how that leftover stretched skin........

[kazaaman]

My "tities" mean that i have too much fat in my upper body and i dont drink or smoke or do drugs. I think its just the things i eat. So you are saying that running will remove the fat on top of the chest muscles so that i wont have 'tities' any more.......

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what i am going to try
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1. DIET
2. WEIGHT LIFTING

[kazaaman]

My "tities" mean that i have too much fat in my upper body and i dont drink or smoke or do drugs. I think its just the things i eat. So you are saying that running will remove the fat on top of the chest muscles so that i wont have "tities" any more.......

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what i am going to try
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1. DIET
2. WEIGHT LIFTING
3. CARDIO