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    Jan 2004
    Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?

    A. The Taliban has a running game

    Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?

    A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

    Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

    A. Put up goal posts

    Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

    A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

    A. A thief

    Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

    A. Because then Cincinnati would want one

    Q. Why was Dick LeBeau upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was

    A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

    Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?

    A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!

    Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

    A. The Cincinnati Bengals

    Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

    Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the

    A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    FuNkY CaPrIcOrN's Avatar Poster
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    Oct 2002
    Louisville Kentucky
    Have People forgot where the Jokes Section is?

    Wait.If the MODs would of let us have SportsWorld this could of gone in there.

  3. Lounge   -   #3
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    Jan 2004

    Cincinnati Bengals False Alarm
    CINCINNATI, OH - Cincinnati Bengals football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach immediatly suspended practice while the FBI was called to investigate. After a complete analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to players was... the goal line! Practice resumed when FBI special agents determined that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.


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