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Thread: I Have Lost An Inch

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    I recently had a strict medical. I have discovered that I have lost one inch in height. Down from 6 to 511. This leaves a lot of unsolved mysteries:


    1. Where did that inch go to?
    2. Will I lose an inch from any other place(I cant afford to )
    3. Does this mean my diet has been put back by 5 pounds?
    4. Will I get mugged when I go for my pension?
    5. Will I have to change my username.
    6. Is there any way I can regain what I have lost?

    I now very despondent and need a lot of care and affection. Where should I go for this? Should I start drinking again?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Have you tried putting your shoes back on?

    p.s. welcome back bigish fellow

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    You&#39;re still 2" taller than me

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    What does this inch look like?

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    LOL&#33; u people are short&#33;

    im only 14 and im 6&#39; B) B) B) B) (only in grade 9)

    i bet you tht, tht inch went to me B)

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    Originally posted by Arcadia@23 January 2004 - 00:18
    What does this inch look like?
    its about this long...

    umm

    ----------------- B)

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    I beleive this chap took it&#33;


    More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.
    Wiz.

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    Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
    More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.
    I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though.
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    Originally posted by bigboab+22 January 2004 - 23:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 22 January 2004 - 23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
    More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.
    I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though. [/b][/quote]
    You&#39;d be surprised most people have it to some degree, only it becomes more pronoced during old age because thier body is less able to withstand the pull of gravity.
    Wiz.

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    hmmmmmm, first bigboab loses an inch, then this guy turns up. It all seems a little too convenient

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