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Thread: The Penguin Appreciation Thread

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    I get all sad and disgusted by all you sicko's using penguins to empty your

    frustration-buffer!!!

    Penguins are so sweet and funny.

    They look so helpless!!!

    It's time for the penguinlovers to come out.......












    Power to the Penguins!!!


    Support the Party for Penguin Power!!!


    Yogi

    btw my score was 304....... lol!!!

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    <span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
    <span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind wander...it is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>

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    A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn&#39;t serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves.

    The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

    The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin&#33; This is a bar&#33; We do not serve plums&#33; If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar&#33;" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, &#39;&#39;Do you have any nails?&#39;&#39; Confused, the bartenders says "No."

    "Good&#33;" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"

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    Good &#39;ol Tux B)

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    Penguins are cool.

    I think it has something to do with where they live.

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    Originally posted by SensualGardening@27 January 2004 - 23:21
    A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn&#39;t serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves.

    The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

    The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, penguin&#33; This is a bar&#33; We do not serve plums&#33; If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar&#33;" The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, &#39;&#39;Do you have any nails?&#39;&#39; Confused, the bartenders says "No."

    "Good&#33;" says the penguin. "Then do you have any plums?"
    The penguin in this story is part herring, a red one, isn&#39;t it?

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    Being on this diet I would prefer the bicuit myself.

    But I suppose I will have to settle for his.

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    Penguins are cool. They&#39;re so cool they can&#39;t even walk properly, they waddle&#33; B) B)

    If I could have a pet, any pet, it would be a penguin. B)

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    penguin penguin penguin penguin...

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