Ask Uncle Pete

[Samurai]

Why aren't you answering fast enough?

[Samurai]

How quick would it take an average man to learn the art of ninjitsu on his own?

Also where would one get free available information on learning said art?

Is my living room big enough to practice said art?

[bigboab]

Why did some idiot design those shopping trolleys so that everything you put in them falls over?

Why did another idiot design the bottom of big Coke bottles to ensure that they fell in the shopping trolleys?

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Fugley+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fugley)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Perhaps other people are having the same problem with their Ford Focus bodywork&#33; [/b]

yes many people have problems with ford foci, they are troublesome cars.

Originally posted by Wizard_mon+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_mon)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What is the wiser path action or non-action? [/b]

action

Originally posted by lil miss
Where can I buy Cremola Foam from these days?&nbsp;

http://germansweets.de/members/friego/ is a german site which sells the substitute to cremola foam als this may interest you - www.cremolafoam.co.uk
a site to remember the foam.

Originally posted by enoughfake files
What`s the halfway point between small and big.???&nbsp;

the middle

Originally posted by Fugley
Surely you can see I&#39;m a potential pop idol?

nope i am afraid that wont cut the mustard son.

Originally posted by Mad Cat
What is/are you credit card number(s)?

7

Originally posted by Samurai
Why aren&#39;t you answering fast enough?

i turned mt pc off after 4 days straight as my hdd was at 53 degrees celcius and i wanted to coool it down.

<!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@
How quick would it take an average man to learn the art of ninjitsu on his own?

Also where would one get free available information on learning said art?

Is my living room big enough to practice said art?[/quote]

Average time to learn ninjitsu on your own is a lifetime, if you are on your own how do you learn?

www.google.com

depends on the dimensions of your living room

<!--QuoteBegin-Bigboaber
Why did some idiot design those shopping trolleys so that everything you put in them falls over?

Why did another idiot design the bottom of big Coke bottles to ensure that they fell in the shopping trolleys?&nbsp; [/quote]

maybe asking the designer of the shopping trolley which itself is in dispute as 2 claim to have invented it. Samuel Robinson
or Tony martin

[bigboab]

Thanks Pete.

About the Coke bottles?

[Pete Waterman]

you would have to ask the designer of coke bottles one haddon h. Sundblom

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman+30 January 2004 - 22:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pete Waterman @ 30 January 2004 - 22:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lil miss
Where can I buy Cremola Foam from these days?&nbsp;

http://germansweets.de/members/friego/ is a german site which sells the substitute to cremola foam als this may interest you - www.cremolafoam.co.uk
a site to remember the foam.

[/b][/quote]
Thankyou&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Cheese]

Uncle Pete, why does the lounge have so many ubergayish threads tonight?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@31 January 2004 - 01:01
ubergayish

This means?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@31 January 2004 - 01:01
ubergayish

This means I am having trouble again