The Burger Thread

[Yogi]

WTF???

Burger-flavoured pops...........

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by J'Pol@1 February 2004 - 11:54
Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.

It's true, guns don't kill people.






But the guns kinda help.

[Keikan]

McCardiac Disease the new burger

[Mr. Mulder]

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey+1 February 2004 - 14:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 1 February 2004 - 14:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@1 February 2004 - 11:54
Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.

It&#39;s true, guns don&#39;t kill people.






But the guns kinda help. [/b][/quote]
A baseball bat is a very effective weapon, however the nut at the end of it is the most important part.

Similar to cars really. The most important safety device is the nut attached to the steering wheel.

[bigboab]

True JP.


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it )".

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab@1 February 2004 - 15:42
True JP.


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it )".

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP.


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it )".

What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+1 February 2004 - 14:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 1 February 2004 - 14:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP.


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it )".

What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock. [/b][/quote]

[Yogi]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+1 February 2004 - 16:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 1 February 2004 - 16:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP.


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it )".

What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock. [/b][/quote]