Movies That Completely Suck

**DataMore** · 03-04-2003, 05:03 PM

Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite

The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies.

Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) :x

Can't remember more.

Add yours!

**brotherdoobie** · 03-04-2003, 05:09 PM

Judge Dread,Stepmom,Peal Harbor,Cheech and Chongs;The Corrsican Brothers,Blue Crush,Dracula 2000,many many others!

Peace brotherdoobie B)

**dwightfry** · 03-04-2003, 05:13 PM

Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite 
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies. 
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) 

geesh, you sure are picky, LOL

I'm the oppisite, there are very few movies that I would say, "REALLY SUCK", and there are very few movies that I would say are "VERY GOOD". Most end up in the gray area.

As of right now, the only movies that I put in the 'really suck' catogory are:

Austin Powers 3. I didn't laugh once through out the entire movie. When I watch comedies that aren't funny, I usually think the story line was good enough to keep me entertained, but I couldn't stand AP3 at all. It was the first 2 movies squeezed into one bad plot. argh.

Fast and the Furious. The cars are cool, but that was it. Once again, the horrible plot just pissed me off.

**DataMore** · 03-04-2003, 05:18 PM

Just watch Dolemite and you'll see the real meaning of crap!

**Ynhockey** · 03-04-2003, 05:20 PM

As of right now, the only movie that I put in the 'really suck' catogory is Austin Powers 3. I didn't laugh once through out the entire movie. When I watch comedies that aren't funny, I usually think the story line was good enough to keep me entertained, but I couldn't stand AP3 at all. It was the first 2 movies squeezed into one bad plot. argh.

Hmm, maybe it's just me, but I thought the movie was hilarious!

The sound of music

I could argue that... not that I liked the movie, but out of the few musicals i watched, this one was by far the best - it did what it was set out to do and that is deliver good singing.

As for movies that really suck, I'd say MIB 2 was really lame, they just took the original MIB and extended it with a much less natural, less funny, and more boring story.

**SuperJude™** · 03-04-2003, 05:22 PM

The Postman (Kevin Costner)
Fantastic Four (why did they even film this?)
The Punisher (you ruined my favorite comic hero at the time&#33

Wild At Heart (when I noticed David Lynch just wasn't that good)
X-Files (to think I really wanted to like that movie)

That is my off the top of my head top 5.

-SJ™

**3RA1N1AC** · 03-04-2003, 05:23 PM

the first Rambo movie was pretty good. he was crazy and needed to be destroyed, like Frankenstein's Monster. the sequels sucked... somehow they turned him from a psychopath into a hero!