Movies That Completely Suck

[SoulEdge01]

When someone ask about bad movies the first two that come to my mind are Napoleon Dynamite and Dudley Do-Right. Those two bored me so much that they don't even deserve to be referred as "so bad it's good".

[ecug]

I have to say that i saw very sh*ty crap lately, but the worst was 10Milion BC...jesus, it has the worst effects, the worst cast, etc etc...:s

If you want to see this film you have here more info lol:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1136683/

[casanova666]

rambo i dunno may be coz i had too much expections..

[athenaesword]

whatever paris hilton makes.

[yoco]

You got that right

[manbearpig]

I hated the love guru
only watched coz of alba

[colombianino]

i would definitely have to agree with anyone that watched "The Happening"......
that movie sucked till the end of the credits.

[clocker]

Soldier (1998)- Kurt Russell.

I came across this film while suffering a late night fit of insomnia.
I want to emphasize the fact that I did not seek out this movie...it found me.
It's competition was The Postman with Kevin Costner- a film with such a horrible reputation that Soldier seemed like the better option.
Boy, that was wrong.

Written by a co-author of Blade Runner, Soldier is one of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. There is so much wrong with it that a list of suckage would take longer to write than viewing the movie.
Suffice to say, the best performance in the film belongs to Gary Busey...that should pretty much tell you all you need to know.

I can't imagine the combination of drugs/alcohol that would render this flick watchable...resist the temptation to see it at all costs.

[IdolEyes787]

Still better than the similarly themed Universal Soldier or it's odious sequels( the third of which having the rare distinction of one of the few movies I wasn't able to sit through the entirety of).

Or maybe I didn't mind Soldier so much because Kurt Russell's got a lot of karma points from me for Escape from New York and Big Trouble in Little China.

It's true that Director Paul W.S. Anderson is a hack to the greatest degree though and "I fart in his general direction"(except for Shopping but that one fairly directed itself)

[clocker]

Fortunately, I've never seen Universal Soldier and will be sure to avoid it should the opportunity arise.
I can only hope Russell squandered his "karma points" for a really nice yacht or something- this is the kind of disaster that makes one automatically think "He needed the paycheck".
Certainly, it was easy work...he has maybe ten lines of dialogue in the whole movie, so sitting through makeup (which basically consists of a scar) and then looking steely for a few hours a day is the sum of his performance.

Soldier is the kind of movie that "straight to video" was designed for.
In fact, given the total lack of technical proficiency, I suspect this movie bypassed videotape and went "straight to floppy" instead.