Movies That Completely Suck

[Skillian]

Slackers, and a hundred other films like it. God that was boring.

[ToraBoraDweller]

Last action Hero
Analyse That
Beverly Hills Cop II&III (sequals in general)
Almost all of Stephen Kings movies (except the Shining)

stopping here just too many ! B)

btw :I DID like Planet of the Apes

[3RA1N1AC]

Originally posted by ToraBoraDweller@4 March 2003 - 09:28
Almost all of Stephen Kings movies (except the Shining)

Stand By Me was another good Stephen King movie, but most people don't remember that it was based on one of his stories.

[SuperJude™]

Actually Braniac I think 3 movies came from that same set of Novellas.

Stand by me, Shawshank Redemtion and Apt Pupil, all decent flicks really.

Added- I know it was a miniseries but it really belongs here:

Stephen King's The Shining (the made for tv version).

-SJ™

[NiSMO]

Actually Stand by me ( written as The Body ) came from a different set of novellas. 1 of 4 short stories( if they can be called that ) from the novella Different Seasons. Apt pupil and Shawshank were also written ( as short stories ) but came from different novellas. I'm a big S.K fan.

[Ron]

"Misery" was quite good too....

[DataMore]

Are we talking about movies that suck or good ones?

[dwightfry]

The problem with Steven King movies is that they change them WAY to much. The most extravagent example I can think of is 'The Lawnmower Man'

I don't know where the hell they got the idea for the movie, but the story is nothing like it.

The actual story:

A man is to lazy to mow the lawn so he calls some company to do it.
A fat man in overals appear at his door a week later to mow the lawn.
The main character leads the fat man to the lawn mower and goes to take a nap.
When he wakes up he finds the fat mans clothes neatly folded on the front step.
The lawnmower is going by itself while the fat man crawls on his hands and knees behind, eating up the mulch
A rabbit, (I think it was a rabbit) goes out on to the lawn, and the lawnmower goes out of it's way to run over it, and the fat man eats the remains too.
The main characture threatens to call the police, and the fat man warns him not to.
The main characture tries to call the police, but the fat man makes the lawnmower go after the main characture
The police arive at the scene to find the main characture cut up into little bitty peices on his front lawn.

THE END




IMO, misery, the shining, stand by me, apt pupil, and definitely Shawshanke redemption are all great movies, but none of them compare to the actual books/stories.

[Skillian]

Don't forget Green Mile was Stephen King too.

But to get back on topic, The Bodyguard completely SUCKS. The music, Kevin Costner, oh god it was terrible.

[ToraBoraDweller]

Can also add Pornmovies in general.
Especially those soundtracks !!