Movies That Completely Suck

[dwightfry]

Originally posted by llamaj Mim@6 March 2003 - 00:19
Kung Pow is absolutely the shittiest-shit-shit-not-funny-waste-of-fuckin'-time-racist-piece-of-muthafuckin'-goddamn-shit movie that was ever made on the face of the earth! Fuck that movie.  

I thought that movie was sooooo cleverly/rediculously stupid that It became halarious. I've watched it over and over and over.......


And, although the end product was stupid, you have to admit, the idea was original, and they did a fantastic job of pulling it off.



.....racist?????

[gumbydancin]

Originally posted by DataMore@4 March 2003 - 18:18
Just watch Dolemite and you'll see the real meaning of crap!

I can't BELIEVE you're down on Dolemite!! That movie is hilarious.

[gumbydancin]

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 March 2003 - 00:17
The one that comes to mind for me is "The English Patient". By halfway through I was praying for him to just die already....

Agreed. My girlfriend and I were actually trying to kill him through the screen!

[DataMore]

Originally posted by gumbydancin@6 March 2003 - 18:13
I can't BELIEVE you're down on Dolemite!! That movie is hilarious.

I agree. Dolemite is hilarious.

It's super hilarious because it's so badly done.
Dolemite is probably THE worst movie ever made. The acting is some of the worst captured on film. The writing is even worse. Do you want to talk about the movie's production?
When watching Dolemite, try to count the number of boom mics that inadvertently appear in the picture.

Whenever something gets to an extreme like that (very, very bad), we will always find it funny.
It's like homemade movies.

[gumbydancin]

I even liked "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"! I fell in love with it back when I used to get high though, so that might have something to do with it.

[jetje]

I just remember really worst movie ever:

Beware: The Krays

It made the IMDB Database????, On the backcover they mentioned one of the most exciting movies ever.... Really this one is so bad, it's almost a must see

[ToraBoraDweller]

Strange how ppl remember all them bad movies ;as you really ought to forget them as
quickly as possible .
Maybe we could use in that case a link to : http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ B)

[DiogenesUK]

8 mile was a true turkey,and I suspect triple xXx may be the same,especially as they're having to give so much stuff away with it over here in the UK,"Buy Triple xXx,get such & such DVD free with every purchase", I believe they call stuff like that 'loss leaders' these days.
Personally I loved the 1st 2 LOTR films,but then again I'm not an adolescent with the concentration level of a carrier bag.

[Schmiggy_JK23]

The LOTR trillogy is destined to be epic, and be up there with many classics... and trust me, this is hard for me to say being the Star Wars geek that I am...

Nutz... that quote from "dude wheres my car" was the only time I even chuckled through the whole movie... and it was at the very end, not good.

You know what looks like is going to be ass? The new Superman triliogy... the lastest, well the last one that public, script from WB was total shit, and Harry Knowles told every about it on aintitcoolnews. Luthor is an alien, no cape for superman, half the story told on krypton, with flash backs, supes dies half way through, only to come back better... so much more shit, and even worse things... i dont rememeber much, as I have tried to mind wipe the crap from my head, as to give it the benefit of the doubt when its finished. Heres is the link to the JJ Abram's (of alias fame) script for the New Superman Movie, reviewed by harry & moriaty at Aintitcoolnews... read it if you dare...

[yxuz]

the Hours

those drawn-out dialogues and meaningful looking faces make me want to slap the 3 beach actresses real hard.