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    I says "would you like me to send you a valentines gift?"

    she goes "why, you don't even know me!"

    an i'm like "i know but just to make you feel good"

    she "wot!? i don't need a gift to make me FEEL good!"

    me "okay"



    what did i do wrong?

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    You forgot to insult her.
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    well theres a number of possibilities:

    is she a total stranger?

    is she a hippie?

    a lesbian?

    maybe you arent her type?

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    your aproach was wrong
    what u needed to do was say this

    "BIATCH your accepting these flowers and comeing on a date with me yea!! " and then slap her to make them know your in charge




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    Originally posted by scribblec@9 February 2004 - 18:49
    your aproach was wrong
    what u needed to do was say this

    "BIATCH your accepting these flowers and comeing on a date with me yea!! " and then slap her to make them know your in charge



    I actually don't think that is funny

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    You offered a Valentine gift to a stranger? Valentine is for couples.

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    Originally posted by Darth Sushi@9 February 2004 - 19:16
    You offered a Valentine gift to a stranger? Valentine is for couples.
    Not necessarily. U could just send an anonymous valentines card and then drop not-so-subtle hints that it was you afterwards!
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    Originally posted by Dr Spaulding@9 February 2004 - 16:48
    I says "would you like me to send you a valentines gift?"

    she goes "why, you don't even know me!"

    an i'm like "i know but just to make you feel good"

    she "wot!? i don't need a gift to make me FEEL good!"

    me "okay"



    what did i do wrong?
    Dear doctor

    Have you really settled down in you mind now. Do you know in what direction that superior intelligence is going to lead the members of this lounge? You must understand that we have all been waiting in anticipation for your decision. I would like an early answer to my request because this anticipation place is very cold at this time of the year.

    Yours in anticipation.


    P.S. If you are still suffering from <s>sckitso phsyko skipso</s> In two minds about all this please ensure that the doctor gives you pills for the correct mind.
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    Aaron_T's Avatar A duck is watching.
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    Originally posted by Skweeky+9 February 2004 - 18:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 9 February 2004 - 18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-scribblec@9 February 2004 - 18:49
    your aproach was wrong
    what u needed to do was say this

    "BIATCH your accepting these flowers and comeing on a date with me yea&#33;&#33; " and then slap her to make them know your in charge



    I actually don&#39;t think that is funny [/b][/quote]
    I must disagree
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    Originally posted by bigboab+9 February 2004 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 9 February 2004 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dr Spaulding@9 February 2004 - 16:48
    I says "would you like me to send you a valentines gift?"

    she goes "why, you don&#39;t even know me&#33;"

    an i&#39;m like "i know but just to make you feel good"

    she "wot&#33;? i don&#39;t need a gift to make me FEEL good&#33;"

    me "okay"



    what did i do wrong?
    Dear doctor

    Have you really settled down in you mind now. Do you know in what direction that superior intelligence is going to lead the members of this lounge? You must understand that we have all been waiting in anticipation for your decision. I would like an early answer to my request because this anticipation place is very cold at this time of the year.

    Yours in anticipation.


    P.S. If you are still suffering from <s>sckitso phsyko skipso</s> In two minds about all this please ensure that the doctor gives you pills for the correct mind. [/b][/quote]
    I am the Doctor&#33; PUCK PUCK PUKKA&#33;

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