Two cows are in a field on a beautiful day, eating grass. The sun is shining and the grass is tender and just right.
For hours the two cows are quiet, chewing away.
After a while one of the cows stops chewing and goes...
"MMmmmooooooooooo"
Then continues chewing. There is a pause, then the other cow goes ...
"You Bastard, I was about to say that!"
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