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    My friend billy recentently was jacking off while his cat was secretly watching. Eventually the cat jumped out and scratched his boner and now billy keeps complaining about his weenier bleeding when he gets a boner.

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    Originally posted by Wolfmight@10 February 2004 - 22:08
    My friend billy recentently was jacking off while his cat was secretly watching. Eventually the cat jumped out and scratched his boner and now billy keeps complaining about his weenier bleeding when he gets a boner.
    what an idiot!

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    Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004+11 February 2004 - 02:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ROSSCO_2004 @ 11 February 2004 - 02:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@10 February 2004 - 22:08
    My friend billy recentently was jacking off while his cat was secretly watching. Eventually the cat jumped out and scratched his boner and now billy keeps complaining about his weenier bleeding when he gets a boner.
    what an idiot&#33; [/b][/quote]
    indeed
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    Originally posted by Wolfmight@11 February 2004 - 03:08
    My friend billy recentently was jacking off while his cat was secretly watching. Eventually the cat jumped out and scratched his boner and now billy keeps complaining about his weenier bleeding when he gets a boner.
    Sounds Nasty

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    Originally posted by sir waffle+12 February 2004 - 04:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sir waffle @ 12 February 2004 - 04:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@11 February 2004 - 03:08
    My friend billy recentently was jacking off while his cat was secretly watching. Eventually the cat jumped out and scratched his boner and now billy keeps complaining about his weenier bleeding when he gets a boner.
    Sounds Nasty [/b][/quote]
    Sounds Made Up.

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    Originally posted by 3RA1N1AC@12 February 2004 - 15:10
    Sounds Made Up.
    My thoughts exactly
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    It wasnt really your friend billy it was really you wasnt it.

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    it could be but that just sucks if it did happen

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