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    Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:08
    I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
    You got small children living with you - my daughter (then aged 12 months) took my brothers card from his coat and put it between the 2 mattresses of a bed.try there


    otherwise - it's in your shirt pocket you dumbass!

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    If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?

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    Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?

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    Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:16
    If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
    not only fathering I would say mothering too
    <span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
    <span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind wander...it is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>

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    Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:16
    If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
    NO - I&#39;m sure they&#39;ll be understanding - It is only natural after all

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    Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:17
    Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?
    See you&#39;re gettign a regular customer here


    You could but Withcheese would notice..anyway - I&#39;d welcome it as it is AFAF but I never get round to reading it

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    what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?

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    here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:

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    Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:23
    what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?
    Scratch - scratch the f**k out of it - go on&#33;

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    Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:25
    here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:
    ON top of the dumpster

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