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Thread: Could The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

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    Please stand up.

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    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    and started whoopin her ass worse than before
    they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh&#33
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha&#33
    Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
    chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
    Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
    who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

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    im slim shady yes im the real shady all u other slim shadys are just imatatin so wont the real slim shady plz stand up plz stand up plz stand up

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    I dont promote violence ... I just encourage it ....

    Dont do drugs, dont have unprocted sex, dont start fights ... leave that all to me ..

    If everyone was all happy and nice to me ... then what the fuck would I have to talk about?

    ----------- the man has spoken ... slight edits for legal reasons (well .. cant remember fully )

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    Not you Shady I was waiting for you to post here
    <span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
    <span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind wander...it is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>

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    whatever I say ...... can and will be used against you

    your style is like dieing in my sleep .... I dont feel it ...

    my lifes like kinda what my wifes like .. what? ... fucked up after I beat her fucking ass every night

    id slice you so fast when your blood spilled it was blue
    id hang you, till you dangle and pull you apart from both ankles ...

    To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me &#39;cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks&#33;&#33;

    Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher..

    Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?

    ----------------------- pleasant young chap he is.

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    yea very

    people might think thats your work the way u posted snippets from each song


    i like i like


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    im standing up

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    You could date a stick of dynamite and still wouldn&#39;t go out with a bang
    On a given day or given circumstance, you think you have a limit.
    And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit and you think &quot;Ok, this is the limit&quot;.
    As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further.
    With your mind power, your determination, your instinct and the experience as well, you can fly very high.

    - Ayrton Senna, R.I.P.

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    Originally posted by 4th gen@14 March 2004 - 15:04
    You could date a stick of dynamite and still wouldn&#39;t go out with a bang
    well if it wasn&#39;t lit i guess i couldn&#39;t

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