Ladies & Gentlemen,
This is all you've been waiting for!!!!!!!!
Getting all my resources together I finally got hold of this so called Microsoft's Treasure.
Many of you might be knowing that linux programmers and other programmers have refused to see the leaked code. According to them,if they see that source they will forget how to program well. I dont know if its true. This code sure is a work of art, aint it?
Here is the source code:
Code:
/* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "DOS.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winME.h"
#include "win2k.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#include "blockOS/2.h"
#include "blocklinux.h"
#include "blockapple.h"
#include "reportactivity.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
#define INSTALL = IMPOSSIBLE
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
! disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
screwup_other_InternetBrowsers();
open_tcpports(1,64767);
open_udpports(1,64767);
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
report_all_fileinfo();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
May the source be with you!
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