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    Death Test

    For me:


    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
    November 18, 2074
    at the age of 86 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

              Cancer (27%)
            Heart Attack (20%)
        Drowning (12%)
      Homicide (5%)
      Horrible Accident (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


      15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
      Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. 
      The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 
      10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 
      4% have had team sex. 
      8% work in the porn business.
      And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. 
    Kind of scary, but at the same time I think its a pretty accurate test

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    If you die in 2074 at the age of 86, that would make you 12 just now. Or 11 if it is indeed November of that year. Is my arithmetic correct here ?

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    Originally posted by Agrajag@15 February 2004 - 15:29
    kab

    If you die in 2074 at the age of 86, that would make you 12 just now. Or 11 if it is indeed November of that year. Is my arithmetic correct here ?
    no, you did your math wrong.

    I'm 15


    2074-1988=86

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    this been done before but it still cool i think i die in like 2047 if i remember?

    let see if it comes up with something dif

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    Sometimes and this is sadly true I thought about killing myself, but never would be able to do so cause of my best girlfriend - she already lost her friend through suicide as she was telling me and I still want to continue share my concerns with her. On the other side I am more wanting to enjoy life as far as possible.

    No, I don't know when I will die, I don't think about it - maybe then
    if I am some kind of energy I will get back... don't know... - might happen
    each day - risk is higher or fewer - depends on where you are as well...

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    Originally posted by internet.news@15 February 2004 - 15:32
    Sometimes and this is sadly true I thought about killing myself, but never would be able to do so cause of my best girlfriend - she already lost her friend through suicide as she was telling me and I still want to continue share my concerns with her. On the other side I am more wanting to enjoy life as far as possible.

    No, I don't know when I will die, I don't think about it - maybe then
    if I am some kind of energy I will get back... don't know... - might happen
    each day - risk is higher or fewer - depends on where you are as well...
    I don't know how anybody could ever even consider killing themself

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    were did u get this from?

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    Originally posted by kAb@15 February 2004 - 22:26

    Kind of scary, but at the same time I think its a pretty accurate test
    How the hell do you know??.......They hav'nt posted a list of people who died when they said they would Mind you, I don't think they would really be notified

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 20, 2039
    at the age of 59 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (20%)
    Cancer (17%)
    Alcoholism (11%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Third Degree Burns (8%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


    Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 20, 2039, as you slip silently into the night.

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    at the age of 81 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (24%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (9%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Third Degree Burns (6%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Loneliness (5%)
    Drowning (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    im only planing to live up to 60.


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