When Will You Die?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by kaiweiler@15 February 2004 - 23:01
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69 years old, sounds good

Not to me it doesn't.

[bigboab]

Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997.

[ZeroTolerance]

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 17, 2052
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Contagious Disease (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on February 17, 2052, as you slip silently into the night.

[thewizeard]

April the 22 2002 at the age of 52.... Oh dear...

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997.

Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral.

[Amy J.]

psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile:

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Amy J.@15 February 2004 - 23:20
psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile:

Of course you are not, ...there is a brand new world waiting for you. Welcome to the board and in particular the lounge Amy!

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Amy J.@15 February 2004 - 19:20
psychologically, i am already dead i think. my husband las left me
2 months ago and since that time I am only living for my job at local
newspaper. :helpsmile:

fluk that a-hole keep lookin you'll get lucky

[kAb]

Originally posted by Agrajag+15 February 2004 - 16:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 15 February 2004 - 16:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997.

Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral. [/b][/quote]
what color was the dye?

I hope it wasn&#39;t to hard to get out.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Agrajag+15 February 2004 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 15 February 2004 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@15 February 2004 - 23:10
Mine said you were buried on the 12th August 1997.

Sadly a popular cabbage recently died my village. The service was well attended. There was a big turnip at the funeral. [/b][/quote]


Hope it wasn&#39;t Snny. He&#39;s a Swede.