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    You lose something and you think: ctrl-f

    You look for the trash can icon when you're done eating

    You use your computer as an answering machine.




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    Your skin turns green due to lack of sun light, your legs withered due to lack of use and your wrists become huge from excessive masturbation.

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    You try to press DEL when there is a car coming straight towards you.
    You try ALT-F4 and it doesn't clear your living room windows.
    CTRL+Z does not take all her clothes off.
    You press F1 instead of dialling 999.
    You try CTRL+V to paste wallpaper, etc, etc.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    You try to defragment your car windows
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    u say lol at a stupid joke
    <span style='color:black'> I am a part of all that I have met - Lord Tennyson</span>
    <span style='color:blue'>Try not to let your mind wander...it is too small and fragile to be out by itself</span>

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    Originally posted by I.am@16 February 2004 - 22:53
    u say lol at a stupid joke
    I will remember that I.am.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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